DairyWile
Dispatches from the animal farm
Welcome to the legally cautious end of the pasture. The headlines are jokes; this part is not. Please read it.
DairyWile is a work of satire, parody, and comedic fiction, published for entertainment purposes only. Every article, dispatch, headline, ticker line, quotation, and "report" is invented. Nothing on this site is factual news or an actual statement of events. "Roger Mud," the correspondent, is a fictional character — specifically, a cow — and does not exist. Any resemblance to real persons (living or dead), companies, agencies, or actual events is coincidental, or is used in an obviously satirical and parodic manner protected as such.
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These terms may be updated from time to time, whenever Roger's legal instincts flare up. Continued use of the site after changes constitutes acceptance of the revised terms.
By reading DairyWile, you acknowledge that it is a humor publication, that none of it is real, that a cow cannot actually operate a newsroom, and that you will not hold the rooster's statements against us. Questions may be sent via the Contact page. Established 2026. No animals were quoted accurately.